My friend Mark enjoyed this one so much he sent me some of his thoughts about a dairy cow administration:
No Bull - I cast my write-in vote today for Shirley and Norma!!
I’m hopeful that everyone will have a steak in the new government.
Do you think they will support free government cheese for all? Keeps us happy and keeps their sisters employed!
If elected, will they make a big stink about reducing methane emissions? Or don’t they give a crap?
A lot of candidates are just in it to milk the government for all they can. Shirley and Norma may have a different perspective.
Hope they are considering a horse for secretary of State. You know, the administration will need some horse sense. Already have too many jack----- and elephants!!!!
Beaver for secretary of Interior. They really do give a d--!
Will Gilmer has also been tying the presidential election to dairy farming with his promotion of #TeamDairy. I think it is easy to see he is a big backer of the pro-dairy platform.
What do you think about the dairy platform or a dairy cow for president?